Surirumah

Suami: syg dok umah siang2 buat apa?

Aku jwb : tido

Suami: abg siang2 buat apa?

Aku jwb : kerja

Suami: haaa tau pun kan, abg kerja, takkan la balik umah nk suh abg buat kerja rumah lagi... abg ni letih, balik nak rehat, nk tido...

Aku jawab: haah kan, kesian abg letih... tak mcm syg ni tido je keje... 

- ini ni nasi yg abg makan ni, makcik umah depan kita tu yg masak, cukup time, dia panggil mai amik suh makan, 

- ni lauk2 yg abg telan ni, akak sederet hujung umah kita tu yg masak, org ni tunggu ja, siap pi ambik mai hidang saja...

- ni anak kita ni... umah mkcik tu yg jaga...syg sruh dia jaga anak kite seikhlas hati je... ye la... syg kan xde keje lain... nk tido je kejenye... anak kita kenala bg org jaga kan?

- nk rumah kita ni yg bersapu bervakum ni... tadi makcik makcik taman ni yg mai buat gotong royong bersih umah kita... bini abg ni tido je xbuat pape...

- entahla bang, bangun je tido smua dah siap... skali ngan nasi lauk pauk smua org bagi... best giler hidup ni kan bang???

Suami: diam

Aku: kenapa diam? Jawab la...

Terus dia gelak2 n mintak maaf... 😂

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English lesson

Do you speak English?

Yes

Name?

Abdul al-Rhasib

Sex?

Three to five times a week

No, no.. I mean male or female?

Yes, male, female, sometimes camel

Holy cow!

Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general

But isn't it hostile?

Horse style, doggy style, any style!

Oh dear!

No, no! Deer runs too fast....

Check Your Eyes

If you see 2 people, please see an eye doctor, something must be wrong with your eyes. hehe

Tiger's Wedding

🐅...🐅...🐅...🐅...🐅...🐅

A tiger was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood at a distance and wished the tiger. 

A cat came and climbed to the stage and danced, then extended his hand to wish the tiger.

The tiger roared in rage and said "how dare you come on the stage? Even the panther is maintaining its distance and yet you climbed the stage."

The cat replied and after listening to what the cat said, the tiger fainted. What do you think the cat said to the tiger?

Any guess???

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The cat said, "I was also a tiger before I got married".
😂🐯😂🐯😂🐯😂🐯

BGU2264

Masa nak renew roadtax, pegawai JPJ bertanyakn pada makick nie

JPJ : No plate ?

Makcik : Biji you dua dua nam pak

JPJ : *tersipu-sipu

Pegawai terus cek zip seluar dia.

HAHA

Uber

A guy wrote on his FB status: 

"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."

400 Likes, 40 Comments. 

But the best comment was from his best friend:

"Where did you go in UBER bro, party was in your house"

P mana

Aku ada sorang kawan dari Kedah ni, kitaorg naik moto otw nak ke kelas, then kena tahan sbb ada roadblock, pastu polis tu tanya; 

Polis: P mana? 

Friend: P kelaih. 

Polis: Tak maksud saya sticker P mana?

hehehe!