Thursday, December 28, 2017

Petua Cari Pasangan 2018

Nak Pandai - Cari Cikgu
Nak Sehat - Cari Doktor
Nak Glamour - Cari Artis
Nak Gaduh - Cari Wrestler
Nak Sembang2 - Cari Konselor
Nak Warak - Cari Ustaz/Ustazah
Nak Gemuk - Cari Chef
Nak Selamat - Cari Polis
Nak Style - Cari Pragawan/Pragawati
Nak Anak Cepat - Cari Duda/Janda
Nak Mampus - Cari Hak Orang (Suami/Isteri orang lain hehehe)

Sunday, December 17, 2017

Job in a Bar

Three women apply for a job in a bar...

Manager asks, "If you found 20 dollars on the floor of the bar, what would you do with it?"

First one says, "I would pick it up and put it in the till"

Second one says, "I'd check if anyone close-by had lost it, and if not, I'd put it in the till."

And then third one says, "I'd put my foot on it, and when no one is looking, put it in my pocket."

Which one got the job?























The one with the biggest tits.