MURID: Cikgu. Boleh saya tanya soalan?
CIKGU: Tanyalah.🙄
MURID: Macamana nak simpan gajah dalam almari.
CIKGU: Tak tahu.
MURID: Senang ja. Buka pintu almari, masukkan gajah.
CIKGU:😇
MURID: Nak tanya lagi cikgu.
CIKGU: Hmm. Tanya lah
MURID: Mcmana nak simpan keldai dalam almari.
CIKGU: Oh senang ja. Buka pintu almari, masukkan keldai.😀
MURID: Salah... Kena keluarkan gajah tu dulu.
CIKGU: Awak main2 ya.😳
MURID: Tak adalah.
MURID: Cikgu. Kalau singa buat birthday party, semua binatang pergi, last sekali siapa yg tinggal.
CIKGU: Tinggal singa lah, sebab dia makan habis semua binatang2 tu.
MURID: Salah. Keldai, sebab dia masih lagi dalam almari.
CIKGU: Ishh... Kamu ni.😤
MURID: Soalan last cikgu.
CIKGU: Ok.
MURID: Mcmana cara nak berenang kat sungai yg banyak buaya.
CIKGU: Tak ada cara. Saya kena guna bot.!!
MURID: Salah. Berenang je lah.
CIKGU: Kamu nak mati kena makan dgn buaya ka.😳
MURID: Tak mati lah. Kan semua binatang pergi bithday party singa.
CIKGU: 😡👃 💨💨
MURID: Cikgu2, soalan paling last, ya.
CIKGU: Baikla. Ha, apa??!
MURID: Kenapa bila naik bas ada tempat duduk basah?
CIKGU: Ada orang tumpahkan air.
MURID: Salah. Sebab..tadi kan berenang kt sungai..
CIKGU: @#$&^*👊✊💩😾😤
Just utk hilangkan stress
😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😃
Saturday, February 25, 2017
Thursday, February 23, 2017
Untuk Perempuan
Cik Din tersilap masuk toilet kat opis.
Perempuan dalam toilet tu pun menjerit...
"Ni untuk perempuan sajalah Cik Din!!!!".
Cik Din pon dgn selamba turunkan seluarnya dan berkata
"Ni pun untuk perempuan juga"
Don't play play dgn Cik Din
Perempuan dalam toilet tu pun menjerit...
"Ni untuk perempuan sajalah Cik Din!!!!".
Cik Din pon dgn selamba turunkan seluarnya dan berkata
"Ni pun untuk perempuan juga"
Don't play play dgn Cik Din
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
Please answer all
1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant;
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;
Panic is when both are pregnant!
2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!
3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!
4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”
5. A prospective husband in a book store : Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House?
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"
6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love. What’s the secret?"
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!
7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!
Stress is when wife is pregnant;
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;
Panic is when both are pregnant!
2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!
3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!
4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”
5. A prospective husband in a book store : Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House?
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"
6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love. What’s the secret?"
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!
7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!
Monday, February 6, 2017
Suami Original
Kisah malam pertama. Ali sengaja pakai kondom sbb belum bersedia jadi ayah terlalu awal.
Keesokannya emak tanya siti, camana kamu malam tadi, ok ke?
SITI:
Ok sgt mak!
MAK:
Apa yg ok?
SITI:
Abg Ali punya original lagi mak.
MAK:
Mana kamu tau masih ori?
SITI:
Berbungkus dalam plastik lagi mak!
Melopong mak siti dengar....
Saturday, February 4, 2017
Pancut Dalam2 Jangan Di Luar
Burung berdiri di atas dahan,
Lihat si dara buka seluar,
Lubang kehausan mau dilayan,
Sebelum cucuk perlu dibayar...
Batangnya keras sebesar genggam,
Setia berdiri biarpun malam,
Lubang dicucuk biarlah dalam,
Agar memancut masuk kedalam...
Si batang keras hendak keluar,
Cabut perlahan jangan dibiar,
Jangan ada melimpah di luar,
Sayang..harganya mahal rugi membayar...
*Terima kasih daripada Petronas kerana setia menggunakan Petronas...*
Ingat tu pantun...
Hati2 bila nak pam minyak, jangan ada yang melimpah keluar, harga minyak sekarang mahal, rugi bayar kalau tumpah...
*Hah, Apa senyum2.. Jangan fikir bukan2 yaaa, kikikiii...*
Lihat si dara buka seluar,
Lubang kehausan mau dilayan,
Sebelum cucuk perlu dibayar...
Batangnya keras sebesar genggam,
Setia berdiri biarpun malam,
Lubang dicucuk biarlah dalam,
Agar memancut masuk kedalam...
Si batang keras hendak keluar,
Cabut perlahan jangan dibiar,
Jangan ada melimpah di luar,
Sayang..harganya mahal rugi membayar...
*Terima kasih daripada Petronas kerana setia menggunakan Petronas...*
Ingat tu pantun...
Hati2 bila nak pam minyak, jangan ada yang melimpah keluar, harga minyak sekarang mahal, rugi bayar kalau tumpah...
*Hah, Apa senyum2.. Jangan fikir bukan2 yaaa, kikikiii...*
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